Also, I’m totally sure that humans actually have the ability to remember specifics about a situation from over a year ago even when they’re trying to be honest. It’s not like we’re constantly reinterpreting and rewriting memories according to what our mental schema says probably might have happened

Join the club! I figured a playoff spot was at least another year away, and that they’d win something on the order of 35-40 games, tops.

I got this one wrong. I didn’t think they’d come together this quickly, particularly on defense. Figured they’d be just on the outside looking in one more year.

Umm, excuse me:

I’m actually a model for Forever 21, but I’m thirsty for a Deadspin follow so I make self-deprecating jokes.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I’m with you. Everyone hates this stance but man, that’s the risk they take playing that sport. If they were forced to play it, I’d feel totally different. I’m all for taking better care of players but there is nothing much you can do about contact without ending tackling all together. I always feel bad when people…

At some point, doesn’t the fact that these players voluntarily play this game and are rewarded with contracts where in one year they can make more than they would in a lifetime outside the NFL get weighed in. If they choose to play knowing the risks, is it anyone’s place to tell them they can’t.

Lol what? That’s bonkers. Given the circumstances there’s no way this dude is getting hit hard for this.

They’ll probably throw some flimsy assault charge at him that won’t get enforced. Might spend a couple hours in custody.

1) No

1.) Is it bad that I was hoping that Dad was going to get some good licks in on Larry before anyone could intervene?

I’m not necessarily disagreeing with your overall point but the street is public space. Nobody has any more right to be there than anyone else (morally speaking; I know some shitholes legislate against panhandlers).

But moments like these are scary

Good for Russ. He is the God of Destruction and only lightly pushed the fan away.* Great restraint.

“Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly.”

For those familiar with the area, is that a 75mph speed limit stretch? I’m surprised that they’d *arrest* someone for only 30mph over. Arizona isn’t like Virginia.

The fact that he could hit 105 at 9:30 a.m. is really a tribute to the quality of Phoenix’s freeway system.

That joke came far less Swiftly than I expected.

Dammit, you can’t just go around proposing that everybody eat their babies, no matter how modest you are about it.