This doesn’t seem desperate at all.

It’s not. Shorts are only forbidden if they are 3 inches above the knee. (You know, where no man wears them.) Jeans are fine. I just flew to Ireland and back in Polaris (United’s new international First Class) on a pass in jeans. I think most people that are upset are upset because the regs while gender neutral in…

You are not understanding that the MLB season is 162 separate games. Utley being super awesome in 100 games only helps your team in those 100 games. You can’t carry over that awesomeness to the 62 games where Utley is out.

No, that is certainly not what I am implying.

It’s cool. You are probably an internet troll who dreams of one day getting to munch the butt of your neighbor from two apartments over, but instead of talking to her, you just habitually comment on Deadspin between your sessions of checking Pornhub to see if there are any new videos of girls that sort of look like…

Someone was a little too into Human Centipede.

Bad Kinja -1

What are you talking about?

Nope. MLB isn’t fantasy baseball. The Phillies still had to play the games when Utley was injured, and his absence made the team weaker.

It is a choice between a Ferrari that spends a great deal of time in the shop or a Mercedes that is always there when you need it. Some people prefer max ability while others prefer reliability at 75-80% of the ability.

This is the right answer.

The score is alright, but the bass line is too inconsistent.

Not gritty enough for you? Lack of leadership ability, maybe?

or on Kinja.

Jimmy Rollins, a 5' 8" 175 pound dynamo, succeeded in the era of the 6'3" 230 pound shortstop. He came to work everyday with a smile on his face, did his job, and did it well.

Great. I am glad our leaders have so little faith in humanity that they can’t eat with a woman.

Wait, you would be bothered if your wife had lunch with a co-worker of the opposite sex?

Jesus Christ! All you do is lie to yourself. I have never once in this post called a name(that would be what you are doing: hateful, ignorant, etc.) I called his post xenophobic(which it was by definition of the word.)

Will you people ever understand that “free speech” is just protection from being taken to jail for your speech? It is not the freedom to say whatever dumb thing you want without people calling you out. Read a fuckin’ book.

Xenophobia :noun: fear and hatred of strangers or foreigners or of anything that is strange or foreign