Is that your best guess as to how deep underwater Clemente’s body is?

It was a good joke; no matter what the Deadspin Sensitivity Guild says. Clemente would have laughed at it...you know if he didn’t die in a plane crash.

Weaponized drones are a relatively new technology, you dildo. Of course, the most recent president has the most drone strokes, and I am also sure Washington ordered the most musket kills of any US president.

Me too. Once, I yelled at and kicked over my desk chair thinking it was some intruder. Like you Yung, I now realize my brain is broken and usually just roll over and go to sleep, except for the time I “saw” some elaborate pattern on one of my wife’s stupid throw pillow as a fucking snake and jumped out of bed like…

I wore one in high school after tearing my ACL as well. Pregame it took 35 minutes and 1.5 rolls of tape to tape my knee underneath and over the brace but I held up all year before getting the operation after the season. Now I wear the brace when I ski and squeak all day long. #TeamSqueaks

That is a perfectly reasonable stance. Please just keep in mind that if they fellow is also new to coitus, it is unlikely he has practiced aiming into something that is relatively stationary. Most pre-coitus practice takes place with objects that are easily moved to the correct are for penetration.

Wait.. Wedding (& After Party) drinking is supposed to be done at lower level than NYE? In my group of family & friends, they are both 5% puking, 20% black out, 50% drunk, 15 % normal, 10% sober events.

Is it me or are people being too dramatic with the celebrity deaths this year? Bowie & Prince I get, but the twitter memorials for Alan Thicke seemed a little over the top.

Great method. Doing this I once ended up with 3 nice folding knives (which have been uber useful to me) in exchange for a dumb breakfast sandwich maker that was destined to make sub-par sandwiches.

Ahh naming calling the last refuge of of the ignorant. Good talk. See you never.

Haha that is what I get for leaning on spellcheck.

Yea man. Fuck society and it’s stupid cultural it’s agreed upon cultural norms. You’re personal opinion is the only one that matters.

When you really want to win a race to the bottom.

I guess you’re right. Nothing and nobody’s happiness is important except you and your precious facelocks.

In most (pretty much all) cases, she cares more about the details of the day. Recognizing that fact and respecting it makes everything run smoother. As for your little hypothetical, I can only imagine it is total BS, and in the case that it isn’t, doing that makes you the dick not her.

Yes, most likely, and even if you still decide she is wrong and wear your beard, she will probably like you better since you tried to explain your side to her her rather than just defiantly ignoring a request about the biggest day of her life.

Great comment. Way too many dudes dying on Fuckheritsmyface Hill. It is such a dumb reason to lose a best friend, which will happen if his wife hates you.

Agreed, and you should say yes outside of a major issue. A wedding is not the time to get butthurt and indignant about someone “trying to tell you what to do with your face” which some of the commenters seem to be.

Gotta wonder about the quality of a friend who won’t shave stubble to make your wife happy on the biggest day of her life.

It is not about equal control. In 99.95 % of cases, she cares more about the ascetics of the wedding. If your buddy’s wife, asks you to change something you often change yourself for literally the biggest day of her life, there is no reason to put your buddy in a rough spot and have his wife not like you because you…