Bang-stogne.

I lost it in the vagina.

Yeah, I ain't got time for that any more. Which is why 5e DnD is the first edition since 1st AD&D (when I didn't know any better) that I've really loved. The advantage/disadvantage simplification of nearly every situational modifier is brilliant.

Speaking of Shadowrun, I played 1st/2nd edition back in the day. Still one of my favorite settings and flavor. But hooo boy, those mechanics are dismal, and I heard that newer editions are an improvement but still a ridiculous level of crunch. Anyone have a favorite Shadowrun total conversion to another more agile…

I've been playing with the same group on and off since 2002ish, 3.5e when I first joined, then other systems, and now back to DnD with 5e. We're off again right now with the birth of one player's second kid and the launch of World of Warcraft's Legion expansion both hitting at the same time this fall.

From what I understand, it's a complete puff piece. He doesn't press Putin on anything.

There was a bone room in my catholic church when I was a kid.

I think it will be the pretzels. They've been quiet since the failed attempt to choke GWB in 2002. Too quiet, if you ask me.

It's days like this when you just want to go home, hug your guns tight, and tell them you love them.

Can you please keep it to an open handed slap?

And better hair.

God damn it. It was right there in my grasp, and I let it slip away.

Bitcoin?

All the people they broke building the fortune generations ago are long dead, so it's cleaner!

Weird, that's my safeword too.

There's a sign in the offices that reads "THS WBST HS WRKD __ DYS SNC R LST PWR BTTM RTCL" that someone just had to reset to zero.

I already spend more time over there anyway.

The enemy of my enemy ain't my friend.

I survived the previous account mergers intact, but this time I made a Kinja burner account as Monkeylint ages ago and never used it, and now there's no way to recover the password.

It's this kind of witty rejoinder I'll miss most of all when we're all Kinjaed into oblivion.