Since this is a burner account, I CAN’T merge it, which is the first time I saw any notice of this. Goddamn it.

Same for me. I have this acount. Not sure if it’s “linked” or not.

Yeah, didn't you try to stop a couple months ago?

I'll register, I'll probably post. I already have Monkeylint on Kinja, with the same avatar.

Dragon.

It bears a remarkable similarity to the rave scene from the second Matrix movie.

Maybe a second time will fix his spine!

I liked the John Landis first cut before the studio brought Spielberg in to ruin the whole thing.

What edition did you watch?

What, you're saying that too much, man?

But much funnier.

If nothing, the Spot.IM test showed us how relatively good we had it with Disqus.

And by "meds," we mean "bourbon."

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started posting, every single comment system has been worse than the one before it. So that means that every single day that you see me posting, that's the worst comment system of my life.

You have to ground your writing if people are to accept the fantastic stuff. They're breaking previously established conventions in the story. We've seen journeys that lasted weeks of story time unfold over several episodes, but now the previously established vastness of Westeros is being thrown aside to shoehorn in…

"Is killing the Night King the key to Game Of Thrones’ final victory?"

Royce's loyalty to Littlefinger seems entirely based on decorum: Robin Arryn is the rightful lord and Baelish is his regent, so Royce supports Baelish. If he's proven to have done anything nefarious, Royce would probably string him up in a heartbeat. And so goes Royce, so goes the Vale as he seems to be the only other…

Their rampant turtle abuse? "It'sa me! A turtle crusher!"

Pripyatism is when your erection glows for longer than 30 years, right?

I came here to make racist jokes and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.