Ooh, "No Logo World." I like that. Can I put it on a t-shirt?

Yeah, it's right next to the box marked "clean urine wink wink."

Well you got to have something strong to stand up to it like Feta cheese or prosciutto

How about one of the dozens of C-list 80s stand-ups who can do a Cosell impression? I'm sure the ones who haven't overdosed could use the work.

Just put them with the others

*stares Sukaluski in eye while pouring pineapple juice on his BBQ pizza*

Fine, fine. Shrimp, ham, and cheese then.

Kettle-cooked is fried. They're dunked in batches like a french fry instead of fed through the frier on a conveyer.

This is to the death, right?

The glistening sheen of peanut oil, mother liquor of the fiery crucible from whence they were forged.

Another french fry.

Yukon make a better joke than that.

They tried to bury it.

Can we all agree that BBQ chicken pizza is the real enemy here?

Last I checked this was still a free country, not some fascist dictatorship!

Oh I'm judging you.

They were too groggy from gorging on memorial Hawaiian pizza to get the article up in a timely fashion.

I don't minded the canned kind, but jarred, brined kalamata are superior on pizza in every way.

Pouring out the juice from a can of Del Monte Pineapple Chunks for my homie.

He's following the Ben Kingsley career path: say "yes" to everything and anything.