A hereticsayswhat?

"Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me," indeed.

I will admit I'm getting a little sick of vichyssoise every day, but he did say "blessed are the leeks" and I really want to inherit the earth.

Wine (Serves: 400 person wedding feast. Prep time: 5 minutes)

I'm pretty sure that "render unto Ceaser" thing is you're supposed to whisk some rendered bacon fat into your Ceaser dressing for extra flavor.

I'm surprised they haven't been invited to replace Bannon as chief strategist.

Asylum Pictures is already cranking out a knockoff under that title about how the Louisiana superhero "Stratagem" joins the "X Heroes."

For tenure.

I'm more concerned about the addition of his new signature catchphrase, "Zesty as Zatarains!" now that McCormick is bankrolling the picture.

Yes, that's quite the Blaking news.

Ah, car and…somewhere with blue light. Okay, he may actually be in this.

Plus, how do you compare games before and after rampant industry-wide juicing?

Kinky.

Why? What have you heard?? No, I'm not the same Monkeylint that writes the "Ass Wrex-er" fanfic series. It's a very common internet name.

yes, yes, no, yes

Don't waste your time. All the later exhibits are just palette-swaped versions of the first couple rooms.

I keep forgetting who Blake Lively is. It's like she leaves no impression.

Bryan Cranston in a family comedy? I don't buy it.

We didn't diagram that sentence in English class.

I'm sorry, I'm not following here. By "sucked", do you mean right after? So like, wet and rapidly becoming flaccid? Because no, I wouldn't describe GotG as that.