In the sequel to Air Force One, he dies crashing the plane. Just like in real life.

In the sequel to Regarding Henry, he's shot in the head again and dies in the first 5 minutes of the film.

That movie would have been 10x better without the "scientific" explanation and the stupid voice overs.

Unless I missed it, it doesn't look like he's in any shots except that one derelict desert building set. His entire part may be fairly brief.

True, though I do like that despite branching out, they remained visually consistent with the original. I mean, that's the big draw of Blade Runner, isn't it? It's not really the story or the dialogue…it's an overall look and feel that captures you. It can't be a sequel to that without carrying that visual DNA.

Still can't take a Negroni. I do like a Boulivardier instead. It's like a punishingly bitter Negroni and a sickeningly cloying Manhattan had a delicious baby together.

People Magazine: "Hell yeah we're looking fat! We're thick with ads! Looking pretty skimpy over there in the page count, Us Weekly. You have revenue stream problems?? Suckaaaaa!"

Clams.

Whatever one has Amy Shumer bustin' out of a swimsuit this month, definitely caught my eye. Va va voom!

I'm not sure how anything without bourbon eases the crippling pain of existence. Oh, unless it was bourbon apple sauce?

Glengarry Glen Rachel is a gulf shore sandpiper.

I haven't seen a Dikachu this limp since his eighth G&T.

This remake of Tank Girl looks awesome.

*waddling*

I've got my mind seeeeet on you
I've got my mind seeeeet on you
I've got my mind seeeeet on you
I've got my mind seeeeet on you

"I am altering the film. Pray I don't alter it further."

Oh that makes more sense. I thought people were lighting matches on her.

Well I was hoping for a heartbreaking tale of sacrifice while boning down during the French Revolution.

There is a porno called "A Tale of Two Titties." I rented it as a lad on the strength of the title and was bitterly disappointed. Clever title on the cover had nothing to do with the utterly generic porn inside.

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