And Luke crashes his X-Wing into the swamps of Degobah because originally Harrison Ford was supposed to be piloting it.

Hey, Luke checked his pulse first.

Why do I have vanilla pudding all over my mouth?

Look at Adam's hand tremble. Come on, that's adorable that he's so excited he's shaking.

"This is our manty-…our manny…fist… This is our plan."

You gotta leave something for the sequel.

I thought the other three were blind and Daniel Rossen is leading them around.

What, done with puns? Ursine-ing off?

Unfortunately, Theresa May is forcing the BBC to change the origin of the alien invaders from Mars to Poland.

He was supposed to be running longitudinal studies on the effects of exposure to Earth samples, but instead he'd been embezzling the funds to shore up his ever-expanding gambling losses. Then they came to him for the report and he falsified it all in one night, bashing it out in eight straight hours stimmed to the…

I can Bearly contain my excitement!

Hey, all the buoys and gulls around here love pun threads.

Putting a pot of coffee on.

Cut that hair, hippie!

Hey, I did knot want this either. But it doesn't seem that bad sonar.

Madam Butt
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Tosca-Off

Formerly fat lady. She too had gastric bypass surgery.

So it's possible he just Tosca-d off?

Hot toast can't melt steel beams

Look, the founding fathers lived in a world where toast could only be made a single slice at a time by holding it over the fire in a toasting iron. They had no concept of modern high-capacity multi-slice toasters so easily available you can pick one up in a Walmart and feed whole families in a matter of seconds.