And rural Ohio is pretty much Kentucky anyway.

Can you swing by Quaker Steak and just dump a pound of Louisiana Lickers wings in an envelope and mail them to me? Thanks. I'm not allowed in Western PA any more. As a Ravens fan, I've said things that can't be unsaid.

They already shot up all the H.

They told him piping hot chicken would be good on his…sizzle reel.

It kind of pains me when that regular taco makes its escape 6 hours later.

Avengers: What Are We Doing This 4?

Lobsters doesn't have time for this, not with his new position as Attorney General.

You thought your boarding pass said you're seated in ten G, but actually said "Ken G".

If the "can you hear me now" guy can now shill for Sprint, this Jr Bacon Cheeseburger isn't going to turn down a fat check from KFC.

I'd click off this page in disgust, but the off-band battery in my wireless mouse is dead! Should have used DURACELL!

At this spokesperson burn rate, we have about eight months before they call me.

I deserve that!

In space, no one can hear you crunch into an Extra Crispy Recipe thigh.

As a Jr Bacon Cheeseburger, I have the inside scoop. The old Wendy (the actual literal Wendy, daughter of Dave Thomas) was quietly let go when she was caught murdering hobos with her bare fists in a fight club.

Well that's just plane cruel.

I'm sure she'll be Berry good.

I heard because of this, tornadoes are in danger of becoming overharvested which could lead to a crash in their population. And if that happens, mobile homes will proliferate out of control without their primary natural predator keeping them in check.

He was solely responsible for the depletion of the north Atlantic cod stocks.

Also the English dude from the bad-monster robot movie, The Punch-Smash Robot Gang.

It's so dense; every single promo shot has so much redneckery going on.