"God, what a bunch of assholes. We were just starting to have fun and then th—"

He doesn't break character until his wake.

Inscrutable.

Don't get me started on that utter wang Millard Fillmore

And took all our jobs! Go home, Paddy!

That yowl he gives on the dias in the closing shot translates as, "whoa, aren't you forgetting someone?"

And Midnight Oil has to play all their instruments while hanging upside down and dodging venomous snakes.

I don't know, I'm pleased that they reigned in her original mustache-twirling shadeless behavior. She was too happy. Same with Niffin Alice. This sort of cackling glee in being "bad" and taking pleasure in cruelty both of them were reveling in early in the season were both far too human and quite frankly, a bit…

Are you high right now? I only ask because of the lack of random capitalization.

Beautiful presentation. Definitely know what I'm getting grandmom for Mother's Day.

The Yum Pope
Yumbledore
Dr John Watsyum

I believe that is a testicle.

Sweet Jesus.

I found time to rewatch all of 30 Rock twice back to back since I re-joined Netflix in September, so I should make the time for some MST3K.

I feel out of the loop on MST3K since I haven't kept current on it, didn't keep watching it. It was all 20+ years ago for me so I don't remember it, per se (the specific references around here go over my head), but I remember loving it. I watched it in college, mid 90s Comedy Central, when it aired at 2am. A bunch of…

I have no regrets!

Jet fuel can't melt ogre hearts.

Hefty Smurf was going to break a few kneecaps.

"High Ticket Attractions" Aw man, aw…so good…just want to listen on loop all day today.

Because otherwise I wouldn't be watching. I care just enough to keep me invested, unfortunately.