Since this isn't working out, does Joe want to be my best friend instead? We can put on costumes and run around my yard.

There is an interesting alternate history where Charles Lindberg's baby isn't kidnapped and killed, so he doesn't drop out of public life and runs for office instead, eventually winning the presidency as the America First candidate and maintaining neutrality during "the European conflict."

Hey, you know what I really hate about Newswire comments? 100 different people posting the same comment.

Or that it's not even really accurate anymore since they drastically scaled back the appearances of tits?

They're just going to tape a bunch of cats together.

Rule number two: don't talk about gun club?

Jr Executive Hack: "Okay, okay, a 747 is pretty big. But—now just bear with me, because I'm just spinning ideas here—what if they were the size of…wait for it…two 747's?"

How much is he getting for the deal? Millions?

3) Don't end gun safety rules with a preposition?

I keep my cosines cocked and shoved under my mattress for easy access in case I have to defend a mathematical proof.

Oh dear, did you get your dick stuck in the trigger guard again?

The revolution will not be televised!

World of Warcraft again.

I always assumed the hat was covering an exposed, pulsating brain.

Wow, how'd he get Andy Warhol on this??

Call-in shows are garbage. I'm not listening to a news program to hear the ill-prepared ramblings of an idiot on a poor cell connection; that adds nothing of value to my life. I would skip to something else when it came to that segment on Diane Rheem.

Do you think they can a-fjord to shoot there?

Yeah it seemed entirely skippable to me until it came on HBO and I happened to catch the beginning car chase between Solo and Illya. Great fun.

my man looks like he just tossed the parking valet keys to his blimp.

I would pay good money to see a version of this with the three of them playing the monsters wearing rubber suits.