Chris Evans is pretty young. We try not to sexualize him around h—ahahhaha, I couldn't complete that with a straight face.

Or if you have kids, right on time!

Yeah, I marked it with "here be coal miners??" on the map.

I was thinking more like over to my house for some beers and burgers, but if he wants to burrow into my skull and control me like a puppet, sure, who am I to say no?

I want to host Chris Evans.

Ewww, like half of this is kombucha. You should still dump that.

I bought three pallet loads of Hormel Black Label Bacon, so that's got to keep the site going for a while.

The good thing is that the rats will probably eat all those dead fish I put in their vents.

This solution is perfectly cromulent! Thanks, AVC!

Because they believe it?

Our long national nightmare is over.

Bought by MGM, revived in 2013 as a distribution house.

Neither does FiOS.

You're in the DC area, right? Local brewer Calvert has a nice rye ale. Their cream ale is really nice too, interesting to see that style making a comeback.

Quite good.

I don't know if that's a thing? Is it? Ginger beer is fermented, but I don't think there's any appreciable amount of alcohol in the process. Fever Tree is my favorite, and that's non alcoholic.

No, I'm not even sure if she knows my handle here. She knows I post, and of course she knows I go to the occasional meetup, but she has no interest in what's going on here.

My kid's 6 year checkup, then pick up sushi for Mrs Lint's birthday.

Knob Creek is my go-to as well. I can get a good price on a big 1.75L bottle.

I made a Kentucky Buck in an imperial pint glass.