Last Christmas, they dissected my heart…

Ah Warren, the prototype MRA. The scariest villain in the show since he was the most real. Just an asshole with a grudge and gun. Season 6 was great.

Aww, that's a mean thing to say about poor Adam Busch

*MalfunctioningEddie staked, explodes into dust*

I will have come here to see future perfect related puns.

Ah, that sweet Frank Stallone Canyon sound.

Mamma mia! I-a am, ah how do you say, the very spicy Indian!

…

Don't you mean a mouthfull of delicious Hormel Black Label Bacon???

The AV Club

Pun threads are baaaad.

Ewe would like that?

*huff puff*

"The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Va va voom."

Under that hat is a smaller hat. And under that hat is a smaller hat. And under that hat is a smaller hat. And under that hat is one of those mini-basketballs, like you get for 500 skeeball tickets at Dave and Busters. And wrapped around that ball is another 6000 Dave and Buster tickets!

"Tuesday"

The one on the left, I think his nose is a singularity and it's pulling all his facial features to the center. So much flesh bordering that face.

He investigated himself and God said he was forgiven! It's a miracle! …that anyone can still get away with that in this day and age.

Typical, always going off half-cucked!

That's what those darn psychiatrists want you to think.