There's a really great food truck around here made from an old school bus, and they do an old-school brown bag lunch theme. You can get their take on PB&J or Lunchables and there's milk or juice to drink. So I ordered my meal and wanted a drink too, so I went to the other window and waited and asked for a chocolate…

Visuals and music were fantastic. If it was just a 110 minute dialogue-free Daft Punk video, I would have thoroughly enjoyed it.

They're showing Smurfs 2 according to the coming soon page. I guess Jesus is fine with cursing and adult humor thinly veiled with the word "smurf" subbed in?

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good shottie at your side, kid.”

>They should get that rich little guy

It's falling asleep on the couch lulled by the soothing warmth of 30 Rock eps for me.

I'm right here, man!

*sobs*

You called?

This isn't even Wayne Coyne's final form

The First Cut is the Deepest

Oh god. I'm closer to 60 than 20.

Front Page On Reddit While I Pinched One Out On The Can This Morning

My roommate preferred Pepsi cans.

Vampire Vid Vets Vex Vicious Villains

THERE! ARE! FOURTH! AMENDMENT! RIGHTS!

If someone says their genitals are burning, that's usually something you want to avoid until they've had a full course of penicillin.

This is the same reason I feel guilty for hiding the existence of the Star Wars prequels from my son. He knows the basic plot points and characters because it's been referenced and synopsized in other SW media like Rebels and the Lego SW shorts. But he doesn't know they come from three whole movies I've been hiding.…

This is the Future Islands release that liberals want.

No, and Julia is different too. She's barely in the first book after she flunks the exam, but she's there at the beginning of the second brimming with so much power that she's barely human. Her path with the hedges/Reynard is revealed slowly through the book as it cuts back and forth between the present and flashbacks…