Definitely think this is an effect coming off the fetus.

"He's a good person, very respectable" had the wife and I running through every 40ish character we could think of to see if Renard's bastard was someone we've already seen. The only one that came to mind was maybe that guy who first got Julia involved with the Hedges? Pete?

How about that episode of the Donna Reed show where Donna smashes Ann McCrea's face through a glass coffee table?

I HAD ONE MARAWANAS AND DIED. MARAWANAS: NOT EVIN ONCE

FTS that I couldn't be there. I need to blow off some steam. Personal stuff, work stuff, the state of the world…I'm wound tight right now.

Welllll, who's this here with the cornpone smile?
It's Luke S comin' to rock you a while.
12 parsecs? Nah, convert that to mile.
I battle lightsaber in the Shien style.

Oh don't give me that sob story about moisture farmers being all poor and whatnot. They're all living high off those Imperial subsidies and purchasing all those vaporators and droids through loans backed by your hard-earned tax credits. All to populate some worthless Outer Rim desert planet? Give me a break!

Two Soviet men are standing in line for bread. After an hour, the line has not moved. The first man says, "I can not take this anymore! I am off to shoot Chernenko!" and leaves.

Sugar Bear did a nickle in Montauk for a strong-arm bank job.

It turned out that Chewbacca Mom once pulled a man's arm out of the socket because she lost a game.

There are two identical sets of envelope so there's a backup.

Legendary cocksman Benjamin Franklin? Seems legit.

It is a beloved tradition.

I will never not upvote a PCU reference.

Ugh, nasty

No joke, we still have our Halloween pumpkins. The kids wanted to paint them this year instead of carving, and they've been on the dining room table ever since, as firm as the day we brought them home.

That's fine. I like it too. I was was watching transfixed as they built a yacht the other day.

Periodically had to do the same.

I'm 40 eps behind on Magic Tavern, but still plugging away!

Oh I hope the new campaign holds up. Certain other DnD playthrough podcasts did not transition well. God I loved Blaine Capatch so much in the first campaign on Nerd Poker under DM Stark, but he is a terrible DM. Railroaded into endless waves of unavoidable combats with dick giants, no story…I gave up after a while.…