Until my kid gets over his fixation with How It's Made, I can't get rid of my FiOS and the dozens of episodes recorded on the DVR.

About 10 years ago, Comcast started dropping channels from their basic tier. I imagine it's a ghost town by now.

When FiOS was installed in the house before we bought it, Verizon ripped out the Comcast line from the street and laid theirs in its place, which the Comcast guy discovered after being puzzled he wasn't getting any signal from the line that was left in the house. I almost have to admire their ruthless scorched earth…

There were only two contestants.

Even when it was the bears, I knew it was ethics in gaming journalism!

Listening to an interview with Mark Hamill and realized it's been longer since the release of The Phantom Menace than the 16 year gap between Return of the Jedi and the prequels, which seemed to me at the time to be an eternity.

Was that the same island as the volcano?

Oh it TOTALLY did.

Oh my god, for the thousandth time, it's the end of February! It's not a war on Christmas, you just have to take down your lights! It's way past time.

Oh SURE, we're ALL sarcastic around here.

Hey, it's not about bisexuality or political science, it's about ethics in gaming journalism! #NotAllBisexualPoliSci

Wait, Parker allegedly raped someone who later killed herself. Affleck sexually harassed his victims. That's a big difference. It's still shitty, but it's still a big difference.

8 minutes

So how does this fit into Pizzagate?

They broke her hands in the Scientology re-education camps, but they never broke her spirit.

But Ben Stein just said Nixon didn't really do anything wrong!

Well. Come one, HW worse than Reagan?

In the last few weeks, I've been in agreement with George W Bush, The Koch brothers, shadowy CIA sources, and senior analysts at The American Enterprise Institute. My whole world's gone topsy turvy.

It's like Commandant Colonel Klink in Hogan's Heroes compared to Commandant Amon Goeth in Shindler's List.

Not even his own family thought he was the son destined for the highest office.