Maybe he was just pissed you ran into him.

You see him go back, and to the left of the mic stand. Back, and to the left.

#OscarsSoShite

Turns out my childhood nemesis works for a hedge fund, which couldn't be more perfect if I'd made it up.

I think many have uruk-hai expectations.

Uh, he didn't miss. That is a miracle we just witnessed.

I did thoroughly enjoy the whole segment with Damon and Batman presenting.

I only invited Gargalsh because our kids are in the same preschool class.

People are just going to be goblin up this sequel.

"You know the difference between you and me?"
[slams down visor on bascinet]
"I make this look good."

I'm bringing back the stovepipe.

My favorite flavor is green!

College Pro Tip: If you run out of juice to mix with your room-temp shatterproof plastic bottle of generic Colonial Club gin, try cutting it with Boone's Strawberry Fields!

I didn't see a scene in the trailer where Will Smith pulls out a bag of roughly 70 d6s.

That's naive. What you're talking about is a suicide charge into machine guns. It's math, goddamn it. 52>46+2. Those stray votes have no impact on the result and everything to do with keeping as many democrats in seat. Now is the time to be smart and regroup and hit back with some strategy, not throw away more seats…

They usually just shoot people they don't like.

Hahahha, oh my god, he's only 2 years older than me?! I thought he was in his 50s. Well, at least he won't be around much longer at this rate.

Because we couldn't win. It's a straight majority vote on cabinet picks, so it depended on R defectors. So for instance, some D's in coal country voted for Pruitt, because he already had the votes. Because if they don't they're going to get taken out in the next election, because of a vote that doesn't matter. Sucks,…

Appeasement! Never!

Never underestimate the ability of the left to eat itself. You don't have people in your social media circle screaming for primary challenges against every D senator who cast a yes vote in the cabinet confirmations (which is all of them, I believe)?