When will it be back in Pog form?

A website and a TV show?

It was on Reddit earlier today, so it's new to GJI.

Go to Gulag. Nyet pass go, nyet collect 200 Rubles.

Going out on top: five stars.

But how will they attend the ball without freshly styled hair??

Hey, you know what causes people to call in sick on a regular basis? Small kids. Because they're constantly sick and doing fun things like coughing directly in your face or jamming a snot-slick hand in your mouth.

I too refuse to view Review without reviews, do you?

Freak Show was right on the bubble for me; I made it through, but it was also clear that I was done with Murphy. I think the last few episodes sat on the DVR for months before we ran out of other stuff and finished.

All those happy hours, and how did I not notice you had a conjoined twin??

JINX!

I thought she was going to really stretch and play something challenging. Namely a turbocharged 2017 Dodge Challenger. But no, yet another human woman role, how mundane.

Donatella Versace will be played by an Oscar winner? I didn't know they gave Academy Awards to half-melted candles.

I'm old enough that there were still ads to buy a mail-order rhesus monkey, the ultimate bad idea back of the magazine purchase.

I'm guessing, poorly?

Sexually curious.

They sold you the plans to build one yourself out of off-the-shelf parts.

Oh why don't you Crimea river!

I'm shaking with silent laughter at work, tears leaking out of my eyes.

I thought it was called "a congress"