Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

If you turn out the bathroom lights and say "Taylor Swift" 3 times into the mirror, you can smell a litterbox.

Indeed. "S7ven" is the Swedish remake of "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers".

if you listen carefully it's about how good mayonnaise is

Yeah, but if you play it backwards, it's an auctioneer selling priceless Satanic heirlooms.

The Browns are supposedly eager to put this in the past and are willing to give up their 2014 1st Rounder to make that happen

For those who like to look like an egg with a giant foot hatching out of it.

Please star this comment if you think it's actually fucking adorable that one of Ted Cruz's daughter's first sentence was "I like butter."

Wow. Wow.

From her bio: "She runs, reads, and eats way too much and is passionate about humanism..."

What's the tips address for io9?

I'd like to complain about the complaint. How come the blog posting of a scanned image of a .pdf of an email doesn't have a clickable link?

You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.

Crawfish are BITE-SIZE LOBSTERS. That's American as fuck.

Yup, these are his readers.

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

I made the mistake of clicking on the Gerber sandwich link:

Republicans have lost their damned minds. Like. When we all die as a result of nuclear winter because of this, I am using the skin of republicans to keep me warm.

I think we have the next great Revenge movie in the making here. Striker & Slay: Redneck Redemption. In which our heroes expose a national game-fixing scheme enacted by racist fraternities, who are effecting the outcome of games by race-baiting star athletes into fights and/or legal trouble resulting in suspension.

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