As a Britisher, I’ve *never* heard anyone pronounce it any way other than “brusk”.

Also Whitney maybe don’t have a go at the UK for finally having a decent run at the World Cup in 3 decades when the only sports the US is routinely good at are those the US is, what, one of two countries that participate in.

They pre-empted this argument:

100% with you. Full fat cottage cheese is DELICIOUS. Eff that low-fat nonsense.

I love you. Hope your wedding is lovely and many happy returns to you both!

It seems that if you want the same effect at your wedding,with less wording,you need only write, “ if you can’t speak Gaelic, don’t wear a tartan.”

I know. It is THE line.

I love when Jason Bateman’s character says that he is getting a loft or a studio or whatever downtown and she says, “Well aren’t you just the cool guy?” with the most delightful smile.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

I feel like every woman should be granted an automatic restraining order against Chris Brown.

Often refused on the grounds that you become a Member/Commander/Dame/Knight of the British Empire, and if you object to the glorification of the British Empire, that’s pretty strong grounds to reject it. In the unlikely event I was ever offered one, I’d refuse it.

Announces birth most people weren’t even thinking about...asks for people to “respect their privacy.” Sigh...

Huh. Hey, remember the time Michelle Obama suggested eating a vegetable once in a while, and people started rioting in the streets?

I mean if that’s all you eat and you eat very small portions you’ll definitely lose weight.

1. Obesity is a serious issue.

She’s determined that Nicholas Hoult will always be the hottest, most talented guy she’s ever dated. WHAT is her taste?!

Apparently it started because her hair was destroyed from having to bleach it and colour it (red?) for some show she was on. And that is the sum total of my knowledge about Ariana Grande.

“Lying Media says I have (or had) a Wife. FAKE NEWS! I have always been a Bachelor and there is NO SMELL coming from my Basement! MAGA”

“This needs to be made into a movie regardless.”

I’m not sure which party of crazies hatched this plan but either way, it was devised over a giant pile of cocaine.