Well I guess the theories were right and Izel is indeed the creator. Kind of underwhelming.

So no one in SHIELD has ever seen a vampire movie or Aliens (keep your mouth covered! Well, no one in those movies ever do that, either, so...)

Just before the end of last season, Deke did a whole “I’ve lived my whole life in this dingy bunker, seeing as how its likely either the world is about to end or if not I might blink out of existence, I’m going to go see the world a bit” thing, then left.

Yeah, it was a dick move.

They’ve got a schedule of her last day in office

?

You should go to any British club in the last decade at 1am. Mr Brightside has become some sort of weird drunk singalong legal requirement here for some reason.

Pretty fucking saintly college shit, to be honest.

And it’s an apartment, not a flat, an elevator, not a lift, a stroller, not a pram, fries, not chips, chips, not crisps, and a diaper, not a nappy.

Especially due to the compulsive need to ‘remake’ British TV series. For reasons I’ve never fully understood. Like, if I can sit through many episodes of Friends/Parks and Rec/The West Wing/etc. without spontaneously combusting due to culture shock, why is that apparently unthinkable the other way around?  

Thank you. And baby monkeys are my spirit animal.     

This is kind of heartening. I’m 33. I am with the person I want to spend the rest of my life with (we’ve been engaged for a good while, getting round to it slowly for reasons I’m about to get to). Great stuff.

if her party can scrounge up somebody to replace her with.

As a non-American, who finds it hard to get their head around state vs. federal law sometimes - couldn’t this lead to people crossing state boundaries in order to avoid prosecution? In a way that isn’t as likely to be the case for some other types of crimes?

I remember watching a documentary about ‘fans’ (it wasn’t purely fangirl-male, but that was a couple of them) a while ago. I think it’s a really interesting phenomenon.

I always remember the bit on this in The West Wing. Where CJ tries to get the back up turkey pardoned because she grows attached to it, and convinces President Bartlett to ‘pardon’ it in front of the turkey provider lad.

I see. I suspected as much.

I’ve been on a couple of hen parties where there mother is there. On both occasions their mother knew me as a child and I struggled not to call them “Mrs [Whatever]”. Very disconcerting to get shitfaced through a penis straw with. 

To be honest, I don’t know the difference between a bridal shower and a bachelorette party. On account of the fact that I’m british and we don’t do them (they’ve not started to slowly creep in from TV/movies yet like baby showers have) so I’ve never been to one. We do have hen (bachelorette) parties with penis straws…

Totally. I mean I was never quite THIS bad, but I had some shit on Myspace that got close.