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It took the Destiny and The Division franchises a year to get their respective games and sequels in working order post-release, and even then after multiple years they still struggle with some basic things.

It’s distressing that legislators basically have to be wealthy to afford to be in Congress. With that being said, Johnson is either so broke he’s a security threat (because the list of individuals and countries that could change his and his family’s lifestyle dramatically without breaking a sweat is very, very long),

America demands a President who fucks.

Listless vessels probably wasn’t the right phrasing, but the underlying concept - that Trump voters lack original thoughts and have to be told what to do by Trump or Fox News every morning - is 100% accurate.

Apps are awful because people are awful. We say one thing, we do something else. Studies have shown that the top 30% of users on dating apps are getting something like 90% of the swipes. If you’re not in that 30%, you’re basically setting money on fire every month because the chance of meeting someone is ridiculously

The nerdery of spending a ton of money on a Magic The Gathering card aside, the thing about Post Malone I identify with the most are the Always Tired tattoos under his eyes.

So we’re going to hold the former Speaker of the House of Representatives and the Senate Majority Leader responsible for the actions of a state representative that switched parties because she felt like state Democrats weren’t paying enough attention to her?

Funko is a full-on bubble at this point.

Governors like Abbot and Desantis will continue doing dangerous stunts like this that injure, maim, and kill people until they’re held accountable. Drag them in front of a grand jury, sue them, do SOMETHING to show that you can’t treat people inhumanely and get away with it, and it’ll stop.

Pacific Rim is still one of my all-time favorite movies. It’s not particularly well written and can be goofy at times, the dialogue is a little cringey, and there’s obvious pandering to China, but GdT NAILED the weight and power of the Jaegers and Kaiju. When Gipsy punches Knifehead or gives Leatherback the elbow

SCOTUS justices are invested with a tremendous amount of power to shape the future of the country’s legal system, power that is in no small part shaped by their opinions of the law. Books and teaching while a serving SCOTUS justice aren’t ideal, because it gives real-time insight into their thoughts and opinions on

The irony is that Tier IV is actually easier than the Capstone Dungeon. I had to smurf Elias with a minion build because my Bone Spear Necro was running out of Essence before I could do anything to him.

Same, except it’s a 14 year old Civic with less than 65000 miles on it. :p

She bought the ticket, she took the ride, and decided just before she got into the station that she wanted to get off.

As a mid-70s Bone Spear Necromancer, I feel kind of meh about all the class’ exotics.

Dating is a hellscape because we, as people, make it a hellscape.

“We should ensure that we don’t use veterans for political purposes. They are far too important to our country to do that,”

This comment got me banned from Reddit once: “Auntie Ruckus”.

The thing that none of these people understand is that kids that go to college aren’t being strapped in to chairs and forced to read the communist manifesto and radical feminist theory. They’re just meeting other people. Some rich, some poor. Some black, some brown, some white. Some gay, some straight, some something

1) A mass shooting happens.