I have zero empathy with any of you complaining of heat.

“Rich Cohen has the looks of Channing Tatum, Paul Rudd, and Ben Affleck combined. Not a combination achieved through the guidance of an aesthetic eye, however, but rather what you would expect from the mindless averaging of an online 'what will their baby look like?' quiz fed grainy, poorly-lit paparazzi rejects.”

Her hair is pulled back, her lips are full, her eyes huge and alien, her head alien also, too big for her body, for her narrow shoulders and skinny waist—alien in that big-headed Martian way, proportions that Hollywood and conspiracy theorists use to denote species of a higher evolutionary order, whether of good or…

I demand a movie starring Leslie Jones and Gwendoline Christie, about two badass tall women kicking ass and not giving a shit about other people’s opinions. I DEMAND IT.

*raises hand*