"Except being talked down to requires being talked to"—a simple truth, but so difficult to grasp for so many. Or I'm sorry...I'm being pretentious. I'm a dumb girl! I love beer and meat!

The irony is killing me

I think it's real and she's just trying to make Calvin jelly. In a middle school kind of way. Also, as bad as my gay-dar is, I really don't think she's gay and really don't understand how anyone could get those vibes. Yeah, I know, <3 Karlie Kloss <3, but...no.

YES

BUT. Some people have dry hair and also sweat a lot. It's really cute.