Also, many guys look at their parents as role models - and in my case - with my parents - my mom took care of 5 kids (!) kept us all alive and feed and my dad came home from working and earning the money to keep us alive -but was he involved in our daily lives .....not so much. I think some men see that pattern in…

I once told someon who was 20+ years older than that I couldn’t date because I was looking for a relationship with someone close to my age with whom I could potentially start a family. Oh my God, the wounded entitled rage! He proceeded to barrage me with emails about how he could impregnate me well into old age. But I…

No, it was just a poor choice of words. I’m sure that she doesn’t think any woman who has had a pregnancy is unsuccessful. She probably should’ve worded it more like “I successfully avoided pregnancy thanks to PP.”

It could be much worse than you suspect. He may have about 500 pages worth of sumptuous banquets, elaborate silken brocades, repeated character tics, travel scenes, and florid equivocation, all sprouting adjectives like one of those mushroom farms that comes in a box, without even a single plot point worth mentioning.…

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

All I want is a GODDAMN MARS BAR but since I live in America all I get is fucking Hershey’s.

Fancy chocolate is overrated anyway. Give me Toblerone or Milka and I am good.

The cake chocolate is a lie. Hell, Hershey’s uses rotten milk in their bars. It’s all terrible. Merry Christmas!

Nicki Minaj might be the most annoying person in America. And yeah, I know about that pharmacy douchebag. Still comfortable with my statement.

I can see Nicki in her dressing room in Angola muttering to herself:

Indeed. That article pissed me off because a large part of it was devoted to “exposing” that one of the girls featured in the film who claimed she was done with porn was actually still an active performer. The author went to great lengths to do some digging to finally unearth this “gotcha” moment that felt incredibly…

Have you ploughed both a field and a butt? I have, and I’m going to have to strongly disagree. Butt plowing > field plowing.

Neither of them come out looking good from I read above (and I can only imagine there is more shit they did to each other). I was always told by my mom and dad “you never hit a lady” when I was a kid - I had 2 sisters, but these two appear to have equally escalated the fight that lead to her going to the ER . Do I…

Get a grip. Your responses are super obnoxious

Thank you. What an angry, obnoxious response from marilove to my genuine comment. Twat.

Thanks for that enlightening comment - scintillating stuff indeed.

This is a shit storm of awful and a distressing read but only a small section of what she wrote. She blames her whole family, friend base and children for wanting to kill herself. She’s clearly been unwell and struggles with mental health and has done for quite a while. I hope she gets help that works for her and she…

How did you pull that shit out of pie hole? Wow, you’re like the Donald Trump of Jezebel - never let the facts get in the way of your great story that all men are unapologetic rapists.

Why does a newborn baby need a Twitter account? I'm 32 and I don't even have a Twitter account.