I chalked it up to a slip as to where the / fell, but that doesn’t really explain the extra 0s. Your much dumber explanation, however, fits the evidence. OMG. The asteroid can hit us now, please.
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No one came to Stephen Hawking’s time traveler party. Now we know why.
That is terrifically sad, but not really surprising. If we supply education and programs effective at reducing recidivism, the corporations running these for-profit prisons would lose money. And as we all know, that would be the worst crime of all.
My friend. Let me tell you about the rollout of “Real ID.” At least here in PA, it is such a shitshow that when I went to the courthouse to gather the paperwork and instructions for the byzantine process of a legal name change (~$600 and months of effort because the DMV “caught” me using my middle name for my entire…
If only the date was known far in advance, thus allowing a reasonable amount of time for the planning and preparations required to successfully host such a massive shitshow er campaign rally er event... *bwah ha ha!*
No, thank you. But I’ve got something for you for when you get sleepy from all this trolling: Book of Bad Arguments. It’s got pictures.
Poe’s Law is kind of slopping all over and the Darkest Timeline needs a damn punctuation mark indicating sarcasm.
Cartoon Network might have something on basic logical fallacies if that’s more your speed.
That was surprising. But the willful ignorance and logical fallacies remain consistent.
Astoundingly, what is happening in one place does not negate what is happening somewhere else. Make yourself a cup a tea and go read about the last 100 years on the Korean peninsula. If that’s too much, PBS did an episode of The Dictator’s Playbook on Kim Il Sung (streaming now in the U.S.).
Furry convention is happening in PGH next weekend, now that you mention it. It’ll be 90 with 90% humidity, though, so maybe not so much chasing people around picnic tables as the bit where he’s down and unresponsive.
Glitter. The whole parade is to announce they’re allergic to glitter. I believe we should see if the stuff can be purchased in bulk and dumped from above.
Not to kink shame, but I’ll be highly disappointed in your SO if they don’t respond with an equally dead-voiced run down of the day’s numbers, plus the overnight figures from Asia.
Chucks are rejecting the “AMERICA” coupon code.
Chucks are rejecting the “AMERICA” coupon code.
It would be comforting to believe they’re just bad eggs. They are now, no question, but it seems overly simplistic to say they were like that from day one. The Oompa Loompas lay the blame for the spoiled children squarely on the parents. Outside of children’s literature, things are less tidy. I guess it’s a question…
You seem to have confused the contents of their wallets with the contents of their character. These people are not “doing just fine;” they are fundamentally broken and morally bankrupt. Something is fostering their creation and coauthoring their depravity, whether it’s the distorted priorities of capitalism, the lack…
How about this: I pity them (and us) that their health, environment, education, and opportunities have been systematically destroyed by our society so that falling face-first into a wallow of willful ignorance, hate, violence, and racism makes some sort of sense to the primitive, shelter-seeking portions of the human…
What’s that? We have to actually read the article as well as the headline to comprehend written news? How would you title an article about that?
I hear reality has a liberal bias.
As slightly odd as the term “czar” is, it’s been used in the U.S. for oversight/broad policy positions for decades. Most common would be “Drug czar.” President Grifting Buffoon already appointed an Opioid czar.