This is a mecha-kaiju attack I could get behind. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

During our only meeting, occasioned by me finally being diagnosed with dyslexia, my guidance counselor informed me I couldn’t be “Gifted and learning disabled at the same time. Pick one.” I stuck with the lackluster Gifted program to avoid being bored out of my skull full time. Never heard from the guidance counselor…

My gift shall be the gift of self-awareness.

Besides haelgaperez’s reply, I’d like to add there could be some fuckery along the lines of “Well, honey, you filed a police report regarding your rape, and the timing checks out. Handily, while we haven’t bothered to scrape up any evidence to charge the man with a crime, we do have his phone number and will let him…

Wow. Here’s to that one moment of extreme dumb luck and unlikely physics.

I’m not actually familiar with the myth being busted, but I do like watching cars fly for Science!

The cattle-catcher’s momentum had been reduced by yeeting the rest of the cars before reaching the bug. You can see how the cars being flipped travel smaller and smaller distances as the cattle-catcher pushes through the pack. I’d be interested in seeing a do-over with the bug somewhere in the middle. It might still…

The best part? He’s just given any U.S. tech company an astounding piece of evidence. Trump is now on record saying both that to the best of his knowledge (HA!) there is no problem monopolies, and, that despite this, he wants to go forward with lawsuits strictly to shake down tech companies like the EU is doing.

The real story came out mere hours after the announced “win” — confirming what most of us suspected, anyway. A decent con man would’ve at least gotten some mileage out of the lie.

I suppose it’s a matter of perspective. I work in data science specifically on population health — so mine is at the macro level, and yours is at the micro level from having boots on the ground. Ah well, the money’s imaginary, anyway.

...with flocks of international tourists showing up daily. Yeah, nowhere is “isolated” any more.

Yeah, but quality of life, my friend. It’s Greenland.

Split the pot and give half to PP and half to indie providers. Planned Parenthood does a lot of the work in legal battles, public education, etc., that indie providers could never tackle. We need both.

Yes. If, every time you see an accusation of sexual assault going through “the proper channels,” the victim is tormented, put on trial, blamed for their own assault, and then punished, possibly for the rest of their lives, what sort of lunatic would you have to be to step forward should you, yourself, be assaulted? And…

It reads like “Well, he was just so brazen and obviously remorseless even while committing the crime, it must be okay.” Because people committing crimes never take wild risks or lack remorse.

To be fair, Walmart doesn’t pay them enough to live indoors, forcing them to move in with you. But, hey, they threw some random stuff in the fridge on the way in, so that’s nice.

I’m not sure how well he’d do, offering to shoot people in the head for not already having AARP or vinyl siding.

WOW! It is mind-boggling that a series of diagnostic procedures were less money, time, and inconvenience than my recent preventative breast cancer screening. Note: while preventative screening mammography is typically 100% covered by insurance, “additional imaging” such as ultrasounds and diagnostic mammography require…

I’m going to need that in MLA style if you wish to receive a passing grade.

Think about it for a moment. You don’t actually have to know anything but basic logic to prove he’s full of shit: