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Some of us have been protesting from the beginning, literally the day after the inauguration, and it’s gotten us nowhere; it didn’t even get your attention, apparently.

You realize, the M and W would constantly be set to E and 3, right? Actually, yeah, that works. Carry on.

Starred for defenestration, which, unless, it’s from the 40th floor, is too good for these grifters, idiots, and loons.

I eagerly invite educated, knowledgeable professionals to run for Congress — in fact, I actively support several groups working to get STEM professionals to run for office. I’d be delighted if the Congress managed to regularly consult and actually listen to qualified professionals. I remain skeptical that it’ll ever…

What’s your argument here, chief? That tumbling out of the right womb somehow magically grants one competence rather than just wealth? Daddy buying your way into a prestigious school and then hooking you up with seats on the boards of various companies belonging to him and his cronies isn’t much of a CV. But, please,…

Yes, it is a terrible way to pick someone to be responsible for a functioning anything. This isn’t a new or isolated problem. Or did you think pre-AOC that there were actual scientists on the science committees, actual doctors on the medical committees, actual software engineers on the technology committees, etc.?

It’s the natural outcome of “work requirements” after all.

Yeah, we wouldn’t want to interrupt the rich old men who’ve never had to work a day in their lives and who are, at best, on a brief hiatus from being on the payroll of the very financial institutions they’re “overseeing” from deciding what’s best for the 99% of Americans who work for a living.

Agreed, though this is hardly new. From the moment he rolled into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Trump has been taking the knees out from our soft power with a sort of unrelenting energy that is both amazing and horrifying to behold — “feuding” with our allies, buddying up to our enemies, insulting everyone, and randomly…

Obviously, you’ve just gotta pile up enough lies and illegal acts:

As someone who writes instructions for a living, allow me to assure you, if there was a posted sign, no one would bother reading it. No problems would be solved.

Speaking of, why would this be a good way to troll a Communist?

God, I wish time capsules worked in reverse. Imagine if we could notify the past that we’ve come to a place where entertainment corporations are half-heartedly doing battle with old white zealots over the idea that women might be people while the world literally burns. Wait. Miller was picking away at the screenplay…

Important note for those hoping for an official diagnosis: this is under ICD-11 which is just being released by the WHO. Given that the WHO released ICD-10 in 1990 and the U.S. switched over to ICD-10-CM in 2015, it’ll probably be a good decade before that “burn-out” diagnosis code is legit.

We’ve seen him fail along these lines before. If it’s a day of note, he wishes people a “happy” one, however inappropriate. It’s much like his oddly incorrect attempts to express condolences. He has no damn idea how human emotions work, nor the social niceties involved in even just faking them.

Hmm. Nope. I’m too pissed off to even appreciate it’s not an old white guy making these ridiculous pronouncements about other people’s health care and bodies. “Birth control is eugenics” is a statement made by someone who doesn’t understand biology or history, but rather got his hands on a Wikipedia stub about the…

Media tells us that if you’re male and 50, your costar/love interest should be 25, max. Scales up pretty easily to being 75 and thinking you’ll settle for a 40-year-old, maybe.

I think Dr. Seuss covered this in that story about the sneetches with stars upon thars. The salesman (doctor?) made a fortune both adding and removing stars to bellies.

Is that really for women, though, or is it male fantasy fulfillment about what they’ve decided is fabulous and therefore what women must want, too?