Ha! Agreed, but wasn’t it nice to be briefly distracted from the ridiculous childishness with dire consequences we were discussing previously?

Ouch. I can barely imagine any of that. As card-carrying nerd, I missed out on the highs and the lows of your experience. That doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate it, learn from it, and encourage some scientific investigation as to the veracity of your theory. Should the opportunity arise, go pound this idiot’s face and…

See? Blackest black* of dark comedy gold. Excuse me while I weep into my morning coffee...

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They would have to still employ some diplomats for this to work. Unfortunately, they’ve been working hard to gut the State Department (assuming anyone was left after the waves of mass exodus and firings) because we are going to be so successful and beloved we don’t need ‘em any more.

I think you’re casting your net too wide. Dude happily works for a documented, known racist who thinks Nazis are “very fine people.” That’s guilt by association.

Oh, honey, no. I’m laughing at your ignorant ass.

No, they mean antidepressants thanks to wildly conflating and misinterpreting Swedish study. Here’s an article that summarizes some of the potential problems and the inconclusive conclusion in layman’s terms. (It’s hardly surprising the study didn’t come up with a definitive answer, as we’re still not to the…

Because, as always, he has no idea how the government, politics or the adult world work. Coupled with his vanity and inability to comprehend diplomacy (never mind ape its skills or value its fruits), and you’ve got this idiot publicly baiting the entire FBI, again.

I am shocked that you found an out-of-context quote and an auto-generated layout on the internet. Wow, no one else could be so clever. Big boys and girls cite their sources. Here, let me help you.

Your plan for addressing intergenerational poverty is to let the kids starve? Hey, no next generation: problem solved!

It goes hand and hand with how sickness and poverty are also only handed out to the “weak” and “morally lacking.” Hell, even discrimination only falls upon the “weak.” If you’re not hit, not poor, not sick, not sexually harassed (not brown), it is a sign that you are strong, good, morally correct and, therefore, loved…

You forgot, “Scully, what are you wearing?” and,

Our culture has a weird relationship with “creativity,” further poisoned by capitalism and all our prejudicial ugliness.

Thanks for the link. It was the push my lazy behind needed. Signed up, and donated to their reproductive rights fund.

Well, with non-imaginary hermaphrodites, as with most live humans, you can always just ask for pronoun preference if things seem unclear. A moment of embarrassment for you, perhaps, but everyone gets to be comfortable and respected in the long run.

We may have endured the same writing class lecture. I called B.S. on it then, and do so again now.

Those green smoothies she drinks throughout may qualify as violence against Ms. Russo, but I’m willing to give it a pass if you are. :)

Baphomet is often depicted with breasts (though as a combination of all things, there’s a “block n’ tackle” which is typically hidden by the pose/pants). The English language is weirdly lacking a non-gendered pronoun, so, you do you. Him. Her. They. Ze. Whateves.

Was a long time ago, but the Baha’i Faith had cards. (Less fun than the Satanic Temples, though; young religion and therefore still quite uptight about the rules.)