I kinda hope she’s asexual.

“I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have opinions and, uh, I believe that our opinions, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should—our opinions over here in the U. S. should…

I’m pretty sure this is what she was going for, or the designer at least.

Try using canned white meat chicken. I know the first reaction is yuck, but it works really well, saves work and clean-up. I also use celery salt instead of regular salt. I use sour cream instead of dressing.

Ma’am, I’m simply trying to keep the spirit of ye olde Gawker Comment Section alive.

Ignore the haters. That was funny.

While I generally agree with you about dudes coming in and posting braggadocious sex things, I sort of feel Masshole James has been around long enough that I don’t even side-eye his lecherously gay ways anymore. Maybe I’m just desensitized.

I didn’t mind your almost chuckle-worthy dick joke and funny gif.

“Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?” would have been the next best/reasonable response.

Two goddesses bemused by the foolish mortal.

I predict this to become a very popular reaction gif. It’s hard to decide who’s beautiful face to watch so I just keep watching it over and over again.

We definitely need more people on this earth with the wit and kindness of her and John.

I don’t really get the Blac Chyna thing. People dress their babies and kids up all sorts of ways? First Halloween, anyone? I don’t think the extensions were sewn in or anything, what’s the big deal?

Chrissy Teigen honestly comes off as the most charming human being on earth with virtually every single tweet. To the point that I almost want to resent her for it, but I can’t because I really want to be her BFF.

Wasn’t expecting that video of the women hugging and crying together to make my eyes watery, but there you go.

Fuck this guy and all those other fuckers who have abused women and were protected because of their power. We are coming for you. You cannot hide! There will be justice for your victims.

In his defense, if my teenage past were to resurface, I would have t...oh wait, I’ve never been a racist scumbag. Nevermind.

“Hi, are you a woman? You are? Cool, see you at the race.”

This. I have gotten many a massage. The massage therapists’ feet have been on the ground at all times. I don’t understand.