Look, I hear and understand all the talk about pollination. BUT I personally don’t plan to outlive the food supply/ecosystem, so in the short time I remain on earth, I don’t want to shit in a hole. I’m gonna enjoy my plumbing and my unlimited time off as long as it’s not too terrifying and then make my exit via…

Most paper trees are coniferous and pollinate via wind. All that yellow stuff covering your car in spring is basically tree semen.

I’m here to advocate for Mad Max Fashion. Sex is fine and all, but it’s (probably) not going to fill the majority of your day. When you aren’t having dramatic sex - and sometimes when you are, these styles are pretty permissive - what are you going to wear?

Mistake...”his approval rating stands at 162".

“...we’ve addressed it extensively, there’s just nothing else to add, just because you guys continue to ask the same question over and over and over again doesn’t mean we that have to keep coming up with new things to say.”

Seriously, we’d be so much better off if the entirety of the WH press corps was replaced by the Parkland kids.

“he just flat-out didn’t do it. It wasn’t a case of, ‘He didn’t shove her that hard,’ or anything like that. … He never touched her.” 

I just want to be a Furiosa in solitude,.

What we really want is dramatic sex then to be left alone.

That portrait is America. Half of it not just ignorant of their own ignorance but proud of how smart they think they are. The other half, the rest of us with any sanity, just wanting the nightmare to end

I gotta go along with retired Supreme Court Justice Stevens. The 2nd amendment was written and implemented into law hundreds of years ago and is no longer relevant. Instead, the NRA has made it into something that it was never meant to be. Time to amend. These poor kids. They are the bravest young adults I have ever…

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

this is the dumbest fucking narrative and people just love to keep spewing it. I honestly dont get it. So there is chaos in a vegas casino post boxing match. If you see the video, its chaos. People close to the door run out instead of getting down i would guess. A tensed up cop threatens Bennett. Oh right, he…

I don’t know about your theory - he was probably just being late at classic kickoff, based on the Chief’s comments.

I’m amazed this happened over a year ago, it took them a few days to find Tom Brady’s stolen jersey, and this alleged, felonious act was not high on the priority list at the time? Anyone VEnture to Guess whAt elSe happened between now and then...

I loved it! I also live in a state with legal recreational marijuana, have a job that does not drug test, and make enough money to be able to carry edibles with me at all times for impromptu after work trips to the movies.

“The hardest thing to reconcile is that just because you have good intentions, doesn’t mean it’s your time to have a voice,” he said.

Salt takes the skunk out of cheap beer and increases carbonation. You’re welcome!

RC is the best cola. Fight me.

Sorry, but RC is better than Coke and Pepsi.