Performance enhancing drugs don’t cease to be performance enhancing drugs because he has a prescription.

The only time I’ve ever celebrated a player getting knocked the fuck out was last year when JuJu Smith-Schuster leveled him. Dude earned that one.

Considering he’s a first time offender, I say we act rationally and kick him out of the league, garnish his wages, strip his name from any record books and sue him into oblivion.

I legit just whispered “nine-nine” because my husband is on a conference call but I couldn’t help myself. Best show on tv.

Terry is not going to backdown from violent backlash. Terry is fighting the good fight. Terry is a fucking national treasure. NINE NINE!

The summer olympics in Tokyo probably won’t have too many ice sports. The winter olympics in Beijing in 2022 are probably more likely to have ice related sports.

It didn’t help that I’m in a bad mood but I’m over criticism of women in connection to the movement. It exists in the first place because of male abuses of power so can we just not have a go at a woman who isn’t wearing the right shade of black* and remember that Weinstein and Spacey and the rest of them are rapists…

She’s not allowed to make political statements. William is president of Bafta. Why should she sit out? Can we stop vilifying women who aren’t doing Times Up well enough?

Atlee Bay sounds like the town where a sudden spate of werewolf murders takes place in a Netflix Original movie.

I guess I just think “Daddy’s just upset and frustrated right now, but he’ll be ok. Sometimes the other team wins, and you lose, that’s life” is a better lesson than “They’ve never won, so we let them have it just this once”. Or at least that’s how I interpreted her comments.

Oh, I’m not judging the kids, they’re kids. I’m judging the parents for making “Daddy is a winner” such a key aspect of the family identity, to the point that the kids apparently need to hear that Daddy let the other team win because he feels sorry for them.

The Eagles are undeniably the best football team in the world and have been more or less uninterrupted for the last five months.

I want a gif of Brady not catching that pass to loop for eternity. I want to frame it and hang it in my bedroom so it can be the first and last thing I see each day so I can start and finish each day with a big ol’ smile.

The most damning thing about this loss is that here are no coulda/woulda/shouldas. The patriots got beat by a better team on a day where they played a very good game. There is no debating if it was the right outcome

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

Hi mom too, Mae Musk. I just saw her on a commercial and was like, holy shit, that’s his mom. She’s just as unconventionally attractive.

Except that’s bullshit too, getting a dumb tattoo doesn’t affect your health in any way, unless you go to a bad tattoo shop. You could argue that people who want to personalize their skin care more about their body.

What does it matter though. we all die someday, anything you do in your life will be irrelevant 10 years after your dead. What does it really matter that someone puts a dumb tattoo on themselves as a joke with friends? You are taking life too seriously.

Getting a tattoo = not caring about your body? Fuck off.