And they still remain funny to this day.

Interestingly enough, $125.00 is also the amount Jeb Bush thinks we should be spending on women’s health issues.

More like... Stop remaking movies that don’t need remade...

Good thing. They were probably cursed as fuck.

Best pro-marriage argument I’ve ever seen.

Buuuut, if you can afford to pay $60 for a tab, you should give more than a quarter for a tip.

Worst Wedding Gift Ever: Anything that isn’t cash.

The character also has the stunning good luck of being portrayed by Kiernan Shipka, who acts circles around most of the people she shares scenes with and is just overall dynamite.

Thank you for making this story a teensy bit less sad.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

You know what chemical in food really scares me? That DHMO, dihydrogen monoxide. Scary stuff.

Felony child endangerment - the charge exists for a reason.

For Rashad "legacy" actually means "paycheck."

Yeah okay bro'hemian.

Can we stop referring to all of these people, and in general anyone else we personally do not know, by their nicknames?

I hate to white knight Madge, but, having been through a similar situation, sometimes you just have to stop trying to fix someone's life. That doesn't mean you stop caring.

Remind me to never get cross with the girl in the second clip who kept her feet. She ran away to protect herself until her opponent incapacitated herself, then she came back for the kill. Her blood was cold before that water hit her.

One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables…

Nancy Grace's reveal was so bizarre, I don't know what a normal parent's reaction would be.

Sidenote: Obviously I don't have much sympathy for the parents now that all the abuse stuff has surfaced, but what a fucking horrible person Nancy Grace is for the 20 second pause in between saying "your son has been found in…