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I’m so hyped for season 2 of Insecure!

“Can we get over this?”

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get

This should have eleventy zillion stars!

Level up to laser!

I feel bad for people who are hairy and have never done it. Like they are living in an uncomfortable prison of their own making. I want to do a cave drawing of a waxed b-hole and show them the way!

That is an excellent point. Since I started having sex, I realized that 1) most dudes don’t give a fuck about anything that isn’t actively bleeding, and 2) I should not be in a position to think about that.

Obviously many have never been engaged in oral vaginal sex from behind. Then you get a bird’s eye view,

Someone(s) at Jezebel must hate me, idk

Confirmation that this is true. I was having sex for like a decade before I finally saw (consensual!) photos/video that someone took while doin’ me doggy. Asshole clearly visible at almost all times, though that could be due to my small and immodest butt cheeks. Made me really regret the years of pre-sex butthole

As a straight dude, I’m kind of amazed women *don’t* know this already. Not only is it very clearly on display, most dudes enjoy spending time staring at it. It’s one of life’s simple pleasures.

Well now, many guys do care what they look like. But that’s not a reason to feel self conscious.

69 is basically eye to eye

Right! Unless you have a blindfold on or you are in complete darkness, its right there, always.

Completely accurate. And if the lights are on, I can go full-Salvador Dali and count the wrinkles.

I got my butthole bleached once because I was paranoid that my bf (now husband) was grossed out by its naturally dark color. I didn’t tell him I did it and he never seemed to notice. A couple years later we were joking around with some friends at a dinner and I brought up that I’d had my b-hole bleached and my bf was

Seconded. Straight male here, in standard doggy-style position, I am basically staring at your butthole the whole time. And enjoying it.

I laughed way to hard at this.