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It’s not even that she doesn’t have a point: very attractive women, especially in high profile careers, do get shut down all the time when they try anything besides posing and smiling. And God help them when they age and no longer look twenty two years old—the wolf packs really come out for a savaging then.

“Gynocracy” lol that’s great

Yeah, I mean, she isn’t exactly wrong that women get pushback when they try to be ambitious. But in her case, she doesn’t really have those same obstacles, and she consistently fails to recognize her privilege.

The most likeable I ever found her (which isn’t saying much because she just rubs me the wrong way) was some article on her a little while back where she basically kind of owned being rich and privileged and was kind of like, And? That’s really the attitude she needs to take, I think. Like, yes I have money. Yes, I am

Why is she so desperate to be seen as just a normal person? You aren’t a normal person. You spend $600 on a t-shirt; I buy my t-shirts for $2 at Forever 21.

Ensemble, les États Unis!

She looks disturbingly like the wife on American Dad.

She’s the only one I kind of feel bad for, besides Barron. My dad was a deadbeat, too. He’s poor and a nobody, and I still wonder what I could have done to be good enough for him. Imagine what it’s like being the daughter of a rich moron who abandoned you and then became president. You wouldn’t know which way was up.

Tiffany Trump is like that girl who adds you on FB (even though she ignored you back in junior high) & has “School of Hard Knocks” under Education. The only thing stopping you from unfriending her is all the awesome drama on her wall.

Which can take hours from arrest to blood draw lowering you BAC substantially.

You actually should refuse the breathalyzer and any roadside tests.

No no things are in motion. It took months to impeach Nixon, for example. Investigations like this take months to line up evidence. There are dozens of people whose sole job is to churn away on this line up evidence, interview witnesses, confirm timelines etc. We don’t see it, but it is happening. To us it’ll be

I remember when murrican patriots started calling french fries freedom fries, even tho the term is not about France. I remember idiots throwing out French wine that is better than much of ours cuz of frenchiness. I remember, idiots getting up in arms because how DARE another country have a different opinion than us.

There used to be a recurring column on Gawker by people who work in the restaurant industry. If you read it you’d realize there are people out there who don’t even know what eggs are, let alone that ricotta is cheese. There are a lot of folks out there who have lived very, very narrow existences. Also, celebrities

That’s only 3 or 4 per Hanson. Not quite Duggaresque.

Why?

Every side of the political spectrum can cast stones at each other, shouting about snowflakes and cucks... But HANDS DOWN, parents are the most easily offended group of people these days. (And it makes me laugh every single time)

I’m Generation X and we were also called “The Slackers.” I don’t remember it affecting if/when I took vacation.

I was born in 84 and have found that I can be considered Gen X or Millennial depending on the weather and who the article in question is complaining about. Gen X covers 1960-1982, which is longer than usual. Millennials should be born in 1982-2000 and graduating by 2018, but often people will use 1984-2000. So at 35,