Yes that's the joke

I really don't understand why free pizza is a bad thing somehow. Gamers are fucking weird

Those bootstraps aren't going to pull themselves!

>The dumbass should have to pay the McDonald’s back out of pocket.

No you're right, this is completely embarrassing for the people involved

My GF cooking breakthrough came when I bought the Americas Test Kitchen GF cookbook collection. I was thinking the other day, it basically begins with one chapter of theory (with pictures!), and all the recipies in the book are there to give you practice applying the theory, but once you learn it you can start…

Meth is also sched II

By saying that CRT teaches kids to hate their country, isn't he explicitly admitting that the system is racist, and CRT is true?

I mean, weed literally is a drug by every definition of the word. Let’s not start making up “alternative facts.”

Everyone always forgets that there are non-tobacco vapers out there. We never get any respect

>vaping is a lot healthier than smoking

He's everyone's problem

No one bats an eye when you mention mango curry, this isn't so different

The jam is usually the weakest part of the sandwich. Peanut butter and butter is great

Ok awesome story

A game of “guess the tumor’s weight” sounds like a healthy coping mechanism TBH

He was right though, that does sound hilarious

Why would you use a garlic press? It’s a pain in the ass, and achieves worse results than a microplane

You again. Your pun pass has been revoked for 24 hours for ruining the good name of puns by being lame, repetitive, and unfunny. Please take this time off to reflect on puns and humor and try doing better tomorrow.

Only it *can't* help, as the article described