Ok awesome story

A game of “guess the tumor’s weight” sounds like a healthy coping mechanism TBH

He was right though, that does sound hilarious

Why would you use a garlic press? It’s a pain in the ass, and achieves worse results than a microplane

You again. Your pun pass has been revoked for 24 hours for ruining the good name of puns by being lame, repetitive, and unfunny. Please take this time off to reflect on puns and humor and try doing better tomorrow.

Only it *can't* help, as the article described

If you’re going to make a pun, at least be original. You’re literally no better than the scam artists selling this product

TBF the musicians probably never saw the flier, those are pics taken months or longer in the past. They may well be racist too, but this isn't evidence

Oh good let's criticize women based on their physical appearance. That's a good thing to do in 2021 or ever

>There’s little point to buying it over cheaper canola oil

Chemicals are bad. That’s why I haven’t allowed any chemicals in my household for years now.

1. Make the whole recipe and leave half in your fridge for another day

I sometimes mix up some dough and only bake cookies a couple at a time, as I want them. I haven't noticed they get any better after aging in the fridge 

> I followed recipes to the letter, but I couldn’t achieve a consistent result

I thought “aging hipsters” were actually the demographic that would flip out due to a minor misspelling like this...

I’ll also note that not one person has had a reasonable suggestion for a gross pizza. There’s the guy who got sand on their pie (gross but not a food), there’s several people suggesting *theoretical* toppings that most people find gross on a pizza or off it (haggis, durian, etc), then, um, a dozen people suggesting…

Agreed, sand is not a good pizza topping. Seafood, however, is.

Don't gatekeep pizza. Pizza has myriad faces

>Smaller area for food, so hotspot variations are smaller

I'm not sure it makes a difference, either health- or tasye-wise