Well this might be the dumbest comment all thread. Congrats

I see you didn’t bother reading the article you’re complaining about, otherwise you would have read this:

Cancer doesn't care if you worry about it or not. 

Yes you are being exposed to more pollution that  most of us, no question. People who live near highways have a statistically significant higher rate of cancers

I see you didn’t bother reading the article you’re complaining about, otherwise you would have read this:

I see you didn’t bother reading the article you’re complaining about, otherwise you would have read this:

I see you didn’t bother reading the article you’re complaining about, otherwise you would have read this:

I see you didn’t bother reading the article you’re complaining about, otherwise you would have read this:

I see you didn’t bother reading the article you’re complaining about, otherwise you would have read this:

I see you didn’t bother reading the article you’re complaining about, otherwise you would have read this:

The raisins

Huh? Is this a hilarious reference I'm missing? 

If I can afford it, I think I would pay extra to not have sent an animal through the factory farm system

What’s the apparantly huge downside to plant-based proteins that you won’t eat them?

I bet there’s a ton of overlap in the “anti-masker” and “anti-vegetarian” Venn diagram

LOL fuck off you bad liar. They DO NOT sell fake meat as real meat.

I think the consensus is they’re not bad, but they're also not particularly good. It's safely average

And some eggs fried in your favorite style... I've been doing that since before it was cool

Do you mean real chana masala or one of those yellow Tasty-Bite packages? Because either way that sounds great.

What’s wrong with chili and eggs? I used do that all the time (easy, cheap way to punch up canned chili!), and I never heard of anyone thinking it’s weird