I’ma funding coordinator/counselor in Austin! I’ll be providing abortion care tomorrow as well! Thanks for your work.

Obama was born there, so Donald thinks it’s in Kenya....

Hawaii is a cool and weird state. Lots of mellow Island vibes, plus a lot of natives that have a general “fuck you colonialists” attitude. Always votes democratic. Welcomes refugees too, I guess.

Go Hawaii! This makes me happy and proud of my home state. Donald Trump is the diametric opposite of the Aloha spirit. May they have armies of righteous detail-oriented attorneys to fight the good fight, even if its a tougher fight.

Sadly I just blew a big chunk of my vacation time visiting Mr. Antisocial in Alabama, so I can’t really afford to take the day off. I also don’t have any red in my wardrobe (what is wrong with me) but I do have a pink Planned Parenthood t-shirt that I’ll be stealthily wearing underneath a sweatshirt. I’m technically…

I’m a counselor at an abortion clinic in Houston. I’ll be at work helping women access abortion care while they still are able to exercise that right!

I’m really curious to see what happens at my predominately female workplace tomorrow. I’ll be working as I’m a legal advocate that primarily helps female victims of domestic violence.

In a few years when it starts making her look old/tired instead of edgy/brooding.

My local police blotter had a guy arrested with the name Evil Knevil Lastname (using lastname to protect the “innocent”). Even more ridiculously this person has siblings named John Wayne, Tammy Wynette, Roy Rodgers, Dale Evans, Gene Autrey, and Loretta Lynn. I am not making this up.

Easy D.

Lucky Blue Smith and Stormi Bree sound like drinks you get at Applebee’s.

I knew reality television would be responsible for the end of the world.

What I want to know is when she’s going to end her abusive relationship with eyeliner... ><

This is what chaps my ass! No matter what happens he keeps coming out ok. And now Wikileaks is laying the groundwork for the CIA to take the blame for the DNC hack.

True but he’s immune to scandal! Nothing will stick! We kept thinking he was done for during the campaign.

A conservative relative of mine wrote a post on Facebook after the liberal guy who wrote for a left-wing blog was arrested as responsible for some of the bomb threats and wrote how he was laughing at all the dumb Libtards who wished the suspect to be something else. I simply responded “no, libtards like me wished…

I think an argument could be made that the fact that Trump exists means God doesn’t.

God doesn’t exists, next question.

Gold Star father Khizr Khan, a vocal Trump critic, was reportedly told that his traveling privileges are “under review.” [Politico]