I’m divorced now, but my wedding was beautiful. I bought my dress on cl (NWT) for under $300, we had a beautiful nonprofit venue in downtown Boston, about 60-65 guests, beer/wine open bar, and I diy’d invitations, flowers centerpieces, decor, and everything else I could get my hands on. Total cost, including rings and…

You shut your whore mouth about Candlebox right now.

Using this every chance I get because I love it dearly

Literally the only time I mention stamina is when I’m out of it and my training partners are still going like psychotic energizer bunnies.

My mom and my sister each had abnormal mammograms which turned out to be nothing. I’m not yet 40, so I haven’t had the pleasure, but my mom said, and I quote, “you may as well know you will probably also have abnormal mammograms. We have very dense breast tissue.”

Aka The Shaggy Defense.

She’s absolutely gorgeous.

Maybe THAT’S the password Spicer kept tweeting...

I wrote Judge Donnelly a thank you card today and mailed it. I’m a big believer in positive reinforcement. May those on the correct side stay strong and may history view us well.

I’m just heading home from O’Hare. It was awesome. We probably had 3-5k people turn up. We. Shut. Shit. Down.

Chicago area Jezzies! Protest at O’Hare at 6pm, terminal 5.

My mom always called it “Wet Slut”

Well, thank you for the accolades, but I have done absolutely nothing. I’m spreading the word and planning to show up. Answer Chicago and People United Against Oppression are the heroes here. I’m just meat-walling. :)

Chicago Jezzies, there’s an emergency protest re: the immigration executive order tomorrow night (Thurs) in front of the Homeland Security building downtown on Clark St. at 5pm. Answer Chicago is coordinating. See you there, hopefully!

Chicago!

I’ll be there with a yet undecided sign. And at tomorrow’s pro-choice counter-protest.

BLIND MELON. My bf and I just relistened to that record last weekend and it is still phenomenal. And actually even more meaningful to almost-37-year-old me than it was to 12-year-old me. God. Such a shame. RIP Shannon Hoon.

Sessions, as pictured in 1980

His smirk while Sessions was lying his ass off... Oh god. I was dying. It was amazing.