mondoblizzardo
Mondo Blizzardo
mondoblizzardo

The white man’s Eazy E?

You know I just can’t see what they might have in common…

Deal. Easy deal.

Well, it all started back in the 1800s with a little something called the Electoral College...

I could point him to a few bars or apps that could help him wit that.

Easy D was what I was looking for last time I got wasted.

Today in a press conference, Sean Spicer said he hopes that Coretta Scott King “would support Senator Sessions’ nomination” if she were alive and that anyone who questions the success of the Yemen raid “owes an apology” to the Navy SEAL who died.

Yeah, he’s kind of my new favorite politician. That’s like Scotland level profanity.

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

The Atlanta attack was particularly sad because of the death of John Miller, a former New York publicist.. Miller had been one of the lucky few to escape the site of the attack in Bowling Green when he was able to outrun the bombs and take protective cover next to local man Fred Douglass’ glorious wall. That he was

Trump seems to think that insulting foreign leaders is a great idea yet demands everyone else treats him with respect.

Bannon is an aggressive, maligant melanoma.

Who? Ol’ Boil Face Bannon?

Orange is the new alt-white.

If it’s one of the rooms where they don’t know how to turn on the lights, that would explain a lot.

Oh fuck him with a rusty pitchfork. That is fucking despicable.

Today, this tomato faced cockstain invoked the name of the US Navy SEAL who died in the yemen raid, and used him to shame anyone asking about the raid. He straight up said anyone questioning the effectiveness or execution of the raid was insulting the dead serviceman.

This is how I always feel when I’m reading a news story on a news site and I see numerous comments saying “Oh but you won’t be hearing this in the media!” Like... this is literally the media... what you’re commenting on... you wouldn’t be making this comment if you hadn’t seen it through the media... I can’t.