Seriously. What the fuck was that. Is he saying he can understand human social and facial cues? Like, congrats, asshole. That’s not something you get a prize for.

“can feel it. That’s what I do in life, it’s called — like, I understand.”

I remember the Red Burrito Massacre that did not happen.

Look, I happen to think that Iran is a messed up country. But for sure anyone who has watched **cable news** knows it’s Syria who is #1 in Terror. Not that the 400,000 people killed in Aleppo have anything to do with Russia or anything.

The Pope a socialist? Damn, that would mean he’s truly following in Jesus’ footsteps.

Those cheap assholes probably just grab what they can get out of the dressing room at Men’s Warehouse.

The Art of War by Sun Tsu

If you need another reason, Congressman John Lewis represents Atlanta.

That was really cute

Coach/guy/person really seemed to enjoy that little improv. He was tickled pink.

I’m at the game and this 75% male crowd woo-hooed for this line!Even the Falcons coach had a big grin.

Please just die. I’m done trying to show you assholes class and respect. Please just die and make the world a better place.

“Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing it shouldn’t go in a fruit salad.”

“You just hold that light high enough for me to see where to swing this sword sugar.” now I want a road movie of Justice and Liberty roaming the country and righting wrongs.

It’ll end up at the Supreme Court which is one of many many many reasons that the Democrats need to treat the Republicans to their own medicine and permanently block Trump’s Supreme Court nominee.

I have nothing clever or insightful to say in response to this besides, “go fuck yourself”.

Mom jeans are never cute. It doesn’t matter how amazing your body is, you can’t wear them.

I’ve been attending Tuesday with Toomey rallies in Pittsburgh for the past month. A couple of weeks ago, a small group of us (6) were allowed to meet with staffers to discuss the DeVos nomination. We met with Toomey’s regional director, who, in my opinion, was arrogant and confrontational. He made it clear that DeVos…

Did a little Googling after reading these frustrating replies. Here is a current list of his staff - http://congressional-staff.insidegov.com/d/a/Senate/Sen.-Patrick-Toomey-%28R-.-PA%29 You want someone who’s got a “constituent” title, but really anyone will do.