It will be fire engine red and the best fucking couch on the planet

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

Regardless of your grammar, I am sorry for your loss.

I wrote a letter to my local councilman in my former city when we were trying to add LGBTQ to the protected classes. I wrote exactly this: Your children, and their children will judge you harshly if you don’t stand up now. It is easy to stand up when everyone has evolved. It matters most to stand up when it is…

Ehhhhh - lesson learned while living in Florida for 18 months: don’t ever double dog dare Florida. We’ll get crazy in a brand new way.

They might have allowed people to pee in peace!

NC is a funny case. It used to be relatively moderate on a national level, and downright progressive compared to other Southern states. McCrory was the first Republican governor in a generation, and only the third since 1901. The 2010 Republican takeover in the state legislature was the first time the R’s controlled…

Be fair. If McCrory hadn’t done this, why who knows what kind of human decency might have been attempted in NC?

Eastern Washington is where lights go out and the scarecrows come alive. I regret going to school in Ellensburg, and I will regret it to my dying day. Besides the Gorge and Lake Chelan, the rest should be sold for parts.

The problem with that is that a lot of people (like my mother) will start shouting “What about the tolerance you keep wanting? You’re not being very tolerant of our beliefs!”

Hopefully this illustrates an important point to liberals and progressives:

Is anything ever actually said unless a man says it though, really?

If there’s one Obama conspiracy I hope is true, it’s that he’ll declare martial law and try to claim a 3rd term.

instead of swallowing their rage and increasing their night-drinking like the rest of us are doing to cope with impending political change, they just passed a blizzard of bills to limit his power

I’m Jewish, I have never had any illusions that fascism couldn’t come to America. That’s why I’m lining up to register if they force Muslims to do the same thing. Because I know who they’re coming for down the line.

Woah woah woah. Hold the fucking phone. Barry Fucking Goldwater said that?! THIS BARRY FUCKING GOLDWATER?!?! Wow. Learn something new every day. It just goes to show you that the vile people of today make the vile people of yesteryear seem like prophetic saints.

Well, I think the crazy thing about all of this is that we didn’t lose. The majority of the public (not even counting those who weren’t allowed to participate politically) has rejected the Republican ideology. The real problem is that we are no longer functioning like a democracy, because what is good for a majority…

The GOP is still in its’ last throes

That’s the thing a lot of people don’t understand... it’s not a difference of political opinion anymore, it’s an issue of common human decency.

She is terrible. She’s a beard for bigotry.