The American worker is just as much a contradiction as anywhere else. Encompassing everything from the devout hard worker stereotype to lazy buffoons who want a paycheck to drink to nothing. Let’s stop this weird fetish right now.

trunk or treat I believe it’s called

A coupon for five dollars off a round of golf at a Trump property.

Did they come with a note, “thank you for your son’s life! Here’s a gift basket and an autographed glamour shot of President Donald Trump!”

Why aren’t white people tired of seeing the next generation make a permanent record of their shitty behavior? Where are the white community leaders to set a positive example for their children?

My grandma wouldn’t have totally jumped into the acid lake for me. Just sayin.

Doing a list of modern disaster movies and leaving Twister off is kinda egregious. Twister has it all: flying cows, two dead actors, Helen Hunt in a clingy t-shirt, Cameron from Ferris Bueller, the Terminator (Robert Patrick edition), the Dread Pirate Roberts, and the last dying breaths of Van Hagar on the soundtrack.

And of course if there is a fire then there is a tasty meal at the end of it. Nothing wrong with a bit of barbecued goat.

“There is no bottom...”

My grandfathers & two uncles fought in WWII. My Grandfather was the first black quatermaster in The Navy. My Uncle got a Purple Heart for his service in WWII. My other grandfather also received the Gold Cross. I am saying this to say no one needs to say shit to me about the military & what it stands for, because I am…

I’m of the view there’s no appropriate time to release a film like this and maybe we can stop making films that pedal the fantasy that any teenage girl would be interested in gross older guys altogether. The fantasy is entirely ONE-SIDED.

Pfft, come on. That’s not scary. This is:

If this is real, it’s footage from the most oddly-placed security camera in history. Who puts a security camera at eye level several inches out from a corridor wall?

This is cute and she looks happy and I can’t hate. Paint on, Brit!

The world’s smartest fanbase strikes again.

I feel like the kind of dicktard who would throw a pizza on a roof in some sort of stupid “homage” to how big a fan they are of Breaking Bad is the same kind of dicktard who would send Rick And Morty’s female writers death threats and sue McDonald’s for not putting out enough szechuan sauce. Fuck, fuck, fuuuuuuuuuck…

My take on weight loss: The magic bullet is... There is no magic bullet. Since everyone is a fan of car analogies, what makes a car go? Hundreds, thousands of components, all working together. No single thing makes it go. Diet is useless alone. Exercise is useless alone. Eating healthy, small, frequent portions, plus…

FYI, Grass seed is grain, and ungulates aren't picky in avoiding eating the seeds from the plants they usually find sitting around. In fact, they obtain a ton of nutrition from eating those seeds.

Wait what? No mammal is meant to eat grains? How stupid are you? Cows, camels, sheep, horses, etc all eat grains. Grain is the backbone of human society.

Over the course of a week, I drink 2 gallons of regular milk, 1 gallon of buttermilk, and quite a bit of yogurt, ice cream, cheese, sour cream and other dairy products. I've drank lots of dairy my entire life (60 years) and no problems. No intentions to change my habits either.