I have messages sitting unread from an ex who ghosted me in an awful way. Based on the first line of the one that I can see is that he is puzzled as to why I haven’t reached out to him.  After he ghosted me. 

Sorry I threw you under the bus.  We good now? Right?

Good thing it wasn’t a Sunday.

Raisins in chicken salad???!!  Please leave this earth.

White tuna in water, drained, finely chopped onions, full fat mayonnaise. Nothing else.

No, I want him sitting by his phone for the rest of his life, waiting for that one phone call with a job offer. For some reason I don’t think his phone is ringing off the hook with offers. He’s today’s Fuller Brush salesman. People see him coming with his suitcase and they close the drapes and don’t answer the door.

A tinfoil cut is worse than a paper cut and a cardboard cut. 

The Two Towers will  always be the weakest because of the ending. The book ends with Frodo, alive and captured by the enemy. If Jackson had stayed with that, then the anticipation for ROTK would have gone through the roof.  Instead the characters are left wandering towards Mordor. Jackson had the chance for a cliff…

That’s what happens when you hire a lawyer who has a kiosk beside the local Walmart.

Naturally this was a government office. This guy was mid-50s. Always working away at something and he stayed late a lot. His claim to fame was setting off the smoke detectors at least once a month by burning his microwave popcorn. He had a habit of standing in the hallway whenever a young attractive woman went by, he…

Ask Bannon to return your donation.

Truly a special snowflake.

We have 2 NoFrills, the one in the working class neighbourhood is definitely not as nice as the one in the suburbs. The suburban one tends to be better stocked and cleaner. Strangely though the staff at the working class one are friendlier.

Is she the one who claimed to have seen busloads of antifa supporters arriving and then leading the riot? I know that there was one report of this from a Trump supporter who claimed to be an eyewitness.

Dressed up in business attire, carry a laptop and you can eat free at almost any conference or hotel breakfast in town.  The trick is to be polite to the staff and not make a pig of yourself. 

Downfall a 2008 German film about the last days of Hitler

rats, ship, sinking, deserting. 

Nothing can beat tasering yourself in the genitals while stealing and then realizing that there is no coming back from it. 

She’s earned the right to watch young fit guys sweat as they haul her stuff out of the house, just saying.

Nah, it was just a “crisis actor”.