Someone told him that he and his family would have to start paying their own expenses. So they’re packing up everything that isn’t nailed down and getting the fuck out of Dodge. It’s the Napoleonic winter retreat from Moscow. The leaders escape and most of the army freeze and die in vain.

Those aren’t his words.  Someone took his phone while he was peering out a window looking for Biden to slowly drive by. 

It happens when you get a facelift and your cheeks are stapled above your ears.

Please have all your parties, don’t wear masks or social distance. At this point only hardcore ass-kissing clowns will show up, let them get sick. 

Trying out a new look for the Tinder profile. 

So he’s back home waiting for his phone call from trump about what a “very fine people” he is.

I bought an insulated water bottle and became addicted to ice cold water during a heatwave. I usually drink 32 oz a day on average.  However, I stop drinking after 7pm, otherwise I’m up in the night to pee. 

Wow,  thanks for the answer.  What a fucking toxic legacy he’s leaving behind. 

I’m not completely familiar with the US political system. When trump came in he signed executive orders reversing Obama era policies.  Can’t Biden just reverse any executive orders that trump signs off on when he takes over?  Won’t most countries see anything that trump signs in the next 2 months as garbage that will…

When my cat got older he decided that he could only eat the wettest stinkiest cat food on the market. The cheaper and stinkier the more he loved it especially if there was a bonus random pig rectum somewhere in the mix.

Thank you Leonard Cohen, you passed away 4 years ago in November, 2016

The police came to school and fingerprinted all of the kids. It was considered such a smart thing to do at the time.

No more bacon egg and cheese on a bagel?  Damn, I used to order it on a multigrain bagel to convince myself that it was healthy.  Back to the bacon egg and cheese on an English muffin. Sad!

It also helped that the complaining neighbour was ex-military who insisted that everyone call him “Colonel whatever.” He referred to his wife as “Mrs. Colonel”  so cringeworthy on so many levels. 

Pettiness: One neighbour bought the lot next to his house and wanted to build a bungalow. The neighbour across the street complained to the town because it would cut about 20 percent of his view of the lake. So the neighbour revised his plans and build a 3 story house so the complaining neighbour still got his lake…

I love a chocolate bar called Zero, it’s from Belgium and haven’t been able to find any since the Spring.  I found milk chocolate ones but the dark chocolate is the only one worth eating.  So I have one sad milk chocolate bar that I haven’t been desperate enough to eat yet. 

He means 15 cases in his immediate family.

It also looks like his mouth is open?

Batya means daughter of God. Simple, elegant and not hard to pronounce, you would think.

I was a 40-something with a teen who wanted to see it, we both enjoyed the movie.