I watched one of the new shows with Leah out of curiosity and because I like her. It was painful... Leah, you deserve better.

I did the same thing. I didn’t have to trash talk the kid’s father. He did it all by himself. She finished school, got a great job, got engaged, then he became interested in her life. It was too late.

Meghan, ask Obama to walk you down the aisle. He will do with style and class and will give an appropriate father of the bride toast. At this point he has zero fucks to give. If his presence gives someone else a rage stroke then that is a bonus.

That’s the cat that gets into street brawls with Palmerston the cat next door. The police had to intervene and separate them one time.

She hasn’t got two ideas to rub together so ripping off the work of a Black person is her default position. Also the default position of many White folk so she isn’t as brilliant as she thinks she is.

I’m the king of passive aggression and did that. Manager: “The floor needs to be swept.” Me, stop serving the customer in mid transaction and go get the broom. Manager: “The cleanup has to be done before your shift ends”. Me, ignoring customers while I polish the already clean glass as per order.

My 8 pack of juice is now a 6 pack at the same price. As a baker, shrinkage pisses me off because a recipe calls for 8oz of cream cheese, not 7.5. I have so many little dregs of ingredients hanging around.

In honour of Princess Michael, perhaps Rihanna singing “Bitch Better Have my Money?

I wanted to be a nurse. Instead I did office work for 20 odd years to support my unplanned kid and now I am a happy baker.

The Last Man on Earth was a completely moronic show and I’m glad to see it cancelled. It was never funny, never sad, it was just....moronic.

Someone should create a list of stores and businesses who pull this bullshit and let everyone know where not to put their dollars. Let the stores on the list know exactly why they are blacklisted, no pun intended.

Keep something handy to throw at those feral pre-teen sons for when they mock the proceedings. Make them watch if only for the history lesson. Contrast the changes since “the woman I love” era to now. I’ve been watching these spectacles since Charles and Diana.

I got about 5 episodes in, I might give it another try.

Excuse me, The Flintstones?

One time, an ex ate dry cat food thinking it was a snack while my cat stared angrily at him.

And most women would rather have sex with a vampire.

It’s the mouths, they look too small for their faces. The lack of chins and close set eyes don’t help. Also, slicked back hair only looked good on Gordon Gecko.

“the last of Diana’s children?” FFS how many did she have? Who am I kidding? I’ll be up at dawn watching the BBC edition because they still have some restraint.

As someone who once mistook a herd of cows for deer, I’m not going to question her.

I had a great English teacher who taught us how to think critically. Then we moved and I changed high schools. My new English teacher assigned us a book, I didn’t like it so I wrote my book report critiquing it and backing my argument up with examples from the book. She gave me a C because it was her favourite book.…