As someone who fell in love with their boss when I was young, I agree. I happily spent my days doing everything possible to make his days better. A young cute assistant who hung onto his every word? Someone who laughed at all his witty and non witty remarks? Of course he lapped it up. 

The applause was weak as the women left the stage. Shortly after, Judicial Watch’s Tom Fitton took the stage and called for the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Rick encounters a group doing fine handling the Zombies.

I don’t like the feel of keys in my pockets. I also have two key rings. One with my car key and one with house keys so I never lose both at the same time.

I’ve kept my keys in the same place my entire life to date and have never lost/misplaced them. I’ve also watched friends run in circles every day because they can’t find their keys. Any suggestion that they keep the keys in one place is met with scoffing, it’s too much trouble.

What is the name of the time travelling movie?

You get in bed with racists, don’t be surprised when they kick you out for eating chicken.

No, no, no. It’s not official yet, but the idea is being floated.

Shit. I forgot about the Secret bullshit and I had a friend who swore by it for about a year until she realized that her life was exactly the same.

I like her and everything but she has promoted some questionable things like Dr. Phil.

We call our 1 dollar coin loonies. Toonies are 2 dollar coins. I have no idea what we’re going to call our 5 dollar coin.

Not really. Friends set me up with a friend who was going through a divorce. He said he was refusing to pay child support because he hated his wife and she didn’t deserve it. I said it’s called CHILD support and didn’t bother with him anymore.

Or send her an apple. Or hire a woodsman to take her to Sherwood Forest.

How the fuck does Meghan Markle getting married have any affect on your life? You need to send her anthrax? Why? Did she turn you down in another life time? FFS!! Get worked up over something that matters. There must be a family member you can bother with your bullshit.

Calm your tits, Ben. A new Adam Sandler movie will be out soon.

Eroscillator 2, it comes with two interchangeable heads and it’s a plug in, no batteries needed. Dr. Ruth recommends it.

That’s my backup when I’m out of buttermilk. But I almost always have a carton in the fridge. Because Southern buttermilk biscuits are a necessity of life.

Men: dress for the weather and comfort

I’ve used buttermilk six weeks past it’s date without any problems.

I use my mason jars with the screw on lids. I can store it in the fridge and it doesn’t pick up odors. I only put bacon grease in it and I strain it before I put it in the jar. I always have a jar of clean bacon grease ready to use when I need a spoonful of fat.