A roach. A leak. A lawsuit. And a banana peel. All this. And more. On the next. This. American Life.

We do a drag run in my running club every Halloween. I tried to dress like one of the guys from one of those boy bands and wore a suit. Everyone thought I was Ellen Degeneres.

Whether his absence is based on absconding, as oft alleged by the Government in their filings, or whether he was taken and secreted against his will, or whether he experienced the miracle of rapture is unknown to counsel.

What in the actual fuck is happening here?

I read the article, went to watch the clip and it started with the baby... ALL THE NOPE GIFS. This hurts too much to watch. My heart hurts and my soul is tired. This is not how things should work. This is not how ANY OF THIS SHOULD WORK.

Wouldn’t be SORRJ USA AND WORLD if Lochte wrote it?

No he’s not being fined. He’s being extorted. A fine is imposed pursuant to a legitimate statute, is reasonably related to the crime, and has a limit imposed by statute that is, again, related to the damage caused by the crime. You don’t impose a “fine” of $10,000 for the misdemeanor crime of causing a few hundred…

Well this explains a LOT about Lochte’s ridiculous story. I mean, who read: ““And then the guy pulled out his gun, he cocked it, put it to my forehead and he said, “Get down,” and I put my hands up, I was like ‘whatever.’” and thought “yep, I bet that’s exactly how events played out!”

Someone on Twitter referred to him as “Swim Shady” which is so brilliant, and I hope it catches on.

Jeah.

While I want to believe, there was something so douchey, and Lochte-ish about his version where they were ordered down on the ground at gunpoint, and he “was like, nah”. Sounds so like something a fratbro would recount to his buds after getting his ass kicked.

You’re bad at trolling and you should feel bad

As a non-nonAmerican, we are bewildered by it as well.

It’s like the Participation Medal of state politics. They didn’t want anyone to feel left out.

I’ve never understood the idea that being a veteran somehow makes your political opinions correct. Both my grandfathers were veterans. Both of them had untreated PTSD and were alcoholics who could barely function. One was a compulsive gambler and philanderer and the other went to jail for shooting at a government…

Juanita’s description of Hillary’s behavior read to me like a wife talking to a mistress. I got an I-know-you’re-fucking-my-husband vibe, personally.

I don’t believe she is necessarily “ok with it”. Bill and Hillary are family, whatever their relationship is, it’s family. We support family. We believe the best of our family. Even when things seem shady, we make excuses

I’ve been raped. I believe Broadrick likely was raped. I am not voting for Bill, I am voting for…

Quick! Stop that suicide bomber before she smuggles the bomb out of the crowded place packed with people we think she’s planning to blow herself up in! She’s almost left the station!

Really? I always thought she died the first time I saw it. It was foretold when Jack told her, “Listen, Rose. You’re gonna get out of here, you’re gonna go on and you’re gonna make lots of babies, and you’re gonna watch them grow. You’re gonna die an old... an old lady warm in her bed, not here, not this night. Not…

she dead